Five Foreigners. Two Brits. And One Island Of Delightfully Bonkers Traditions.
Joana and Brian thought showing off England to their foreign guests would be easy: rolling hills, a few sheep, maybe a castle. Instead, they’re herding five wide-eyed travellers straight into the wonderfully eccentric world of British life.
How do you explain a country where people apologise to lampposts, pull faces through horse collars, and race in mud dressed as maids? Where bathroom light switches hide in hallways, compliments spark panic, and adults parade with flaming barrels on their heads? And that’s before anyone tried brown sauce...
You don’t explain it.
You just laugh, queue politely, and put the kettle on.
This isn’t a neat tourist road trip. It’s a journey beneath England’s skin: its stories, its oddities, its muddle. Packed with baffling traditions and cultural misunderstandings that make for the best memories.
Grab an umbrella, keep your humour, and join as five foreigners and two Brits discover the only way to understand this island is by diving head-first into its charmingly eccentric chaos.

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